The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- The broadcast shows Gainwell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.