The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Gainwell breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.