The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Gainwell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gainwell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.