The Fumble Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Gainwell scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gainwell, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.