The Hamstring Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gainwell's stadium. Only over Gainwell.
- Gainwell loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gainwell's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.