The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Gainwell will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.