The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Gainwell gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.