The Late Scratch Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gainwell's stadium. Only over Gainwell.
86%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gainwell, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.