The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.