The Fumble Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Gainwell gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Gainwell gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gainwell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.