The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gainwell tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.