The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Gainwell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gainwell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.