The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- The broadcast shows Gainwell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gainwell's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gainwell's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.