The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gainwell gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
Gainwell scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.