The Late Scratch Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gainwell gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.