The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Vidal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
83%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vidal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.