The Stuffed Run Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.