The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.