The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.