The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vidal's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.