The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.