The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Vidal gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
84%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.