The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Vidal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.