The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Vidal gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.