The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Vidal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vidal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.