The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Vidal will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.