The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.