The Garbage-Time Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vidal's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.