The Snap Count Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.
92%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.