The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.