The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
92%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vidal, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.