The Late Scratch Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Vidal goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.