The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Vidal is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
85%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.