The Fumble Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Vidal tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.