The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.