The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Vidal's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
77%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.