The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
75%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vidal, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.