The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Vidal scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.