The Fumble Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vidal's stadium. Only over Vidal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vidal drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.