The Hamstring Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Troy's biggest rival.
- Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
86%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.