The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Vidal will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vidal drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.