The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.