The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“The broadcast shows Vidal on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Ref: "Number Vidal, that's a flag." Vidal: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coach says Vidal is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Vidal scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.