The Butter-Finger Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Osborn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Osborn, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.