The Out-of-Bounds Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Osborn gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
78%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Osborn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.