The Phantom Flag Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- The QB looks at Osborn exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Osborn gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Osborn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.