The Dropped Pass Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- The broadcast shows Osborn on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Osborn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.