The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Osborn is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Osborn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.