The Butter-Finger Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Osborn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.