The Sunday Night Fade Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Osborn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Osborn, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.